Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Don't let it slip out again!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out
Only one thing can get done around her
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!