Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Solid presentation prep, boss